[This satire was originally published in The Guardian on Sunday 29 January 1989 when I was Editorial Page Editor & Chairman of the Editorial Board. It is a spoof on international politics of the day as well as on Columbia College (Columbia University in New York), Columbia Soccer, and my graduat
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